{"id":1543,"date":"2009-12-31T10:48:46","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T17:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/?p=1543"},"modified":"2010-02-19T11:03:03","modified_gmt":"2010-02-19T18:03:03","slug":"mountain-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/mountain-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"Mountain Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WinterGuide 2010<\/p>\n<p><strong>On wild nights, Maine&#8217;s ski resorts are Spring Break on ice. <\/strong><br \/>\nBy Molly MacLeod<\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1546\" style=\"margin-left: 6px; margin-right: 6px;\" title=\"mountain\" src=\"http:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mountain.jpg\" alt=\"mountain\" width=\"350\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mountain.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mountain-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>Sugarloaf<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve had cross-dressing night, luau night, pirate parties, Spam-eating contests, and hard-boiled-egg-eating contests,&#8221; says Sugarloaf&#8217;s Ethan Austin of &#8220;<strong>White White World Week<\/strong>,&#8221; five days in January (24-28) during which couples sponsored by local watering holes vie for the prize of \u2018King and Queen of the \u2018Loaf&#8217; in competitions on and off the slopes. &#8220;Those eating contests can get out of hand. I&#8217;ve never done one myself, but I&#8217;ve seen enough to know I don&#8217;t want to. See, it&#8217;s the darkest month of the year. It&#8217;s just how people let loose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The week also features a &#8220;dummy jump&#8221; in which &#8220;people build dummies out of anything they can get their hands on-I&#8217;ve seen an old toilet bowl on a pair of skis&#8221;-and send them careening down the mountain. The winner, says Austin, is &#8220;the one with the most spectacular crash.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Add that to Sugarloaf&#8217;s long list of wintertime shenanigans, which include partying at the Widowmaker Lounge, or attending the Snowmaker&#8217;s Ball (4\/7), live performances by <strong>Little Feat<\/strong> (1\/16) and <strong>Rustic Overtones<\/strong> (3\/27), and the annual <strong>Reggae Fest<\/strong> in April (4\/5-7), which draws a crowd of 4,000-5,000 and regularly schedules local reggae bands like <strong>Royal Hammer<\/strong>, plus headliners from Kingston and Clarendon, Jamaica, like <strong>The Wailers<\/strong> and <strong>Barrington Levy<\/strong>. (Picture a sea of heads bobbing to live reggae on &#8220;The Beach&#8221; flanking the base lodge amid a Budweiser-scented breeze-and you&#8217;re right there.)<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t count on Austin for detailed anecdotes, though. &#8220;It&#8217;s just a weekend-long party. Once it starts, you just kind of blink and then you wake up and it&#8217;s over.&#8221; In any case, it feels okay.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sunday River<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sunday River has long been a skiing Mecca for its activities centered around the resort&#8217;s eight peaks. But after the lifts close, Sunday River scenesters make the <strong>Matterhorn<\/strong> their first stop. The Bethel ski bar has &#8220;great food, cool peeps, and some of the largest drinks in the state,&#8221; says a blog posting by house band <strong>Last Kid Picked<\/strong>, whose regular wintertime gigs &#8220;draw a line out the door,&#8221; according to bar owner Roger Beaudoin. The band isn&#8217;t exaggerating about the elephantine proportions of the Matterhorn&#8217;s token libation, the 60-ounce <strong>Glacier Bowl<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>But the wood-fired pizza (they have pies with Swiss-Alps-themed titles like the <strong>Monte Rosa<\/strong>) and ample people-watching opportunities (sightings include <strong>Katie Couric<\/strong>, the <strong>Gin Blossoms<\/strong>, and exercise infomercial guru <strong>Tony Little<\/strong>) should keep patrons from spiraling off into an apr\u00e8s-ski stupor.<\/p>\n<p>The Matterhorn warms big crowds to raucous events like annual Mardi Gras and New Year&#8217;s Eve parties, as well as shows by disco-revival band <strong>Motor Booty Affair<\/strong>. &#8220;Every night here is an event,&#8221; Beaudoin says. &#8220;We call ourselves the greatest show off snow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Further downtown, <strong>The Jolly Drayman<\/strong>, an English pub nestled within The Briar Lea Inn, is &#8220;a smaller version of Cheers,&#8221; according to bartender Duncan MacDougall. &#8220;People come in just to see what&#8217;s on draft, and we take pride in our beer selection. One Monday night, we had eight Canadian doctors come in and basically take the place over.&#8221; Faster than you can say Great White North, &#8220;they were loud and obnoxious, throwing money around,&#8221; as though surprised by the potency of Maine&#8217;s spirits or simply the notion of \u2018happy hour.'&#8221; &#8220;One of them tried one of those <strong>Dogfish Head 120-minute IPAs<\/strong> [20 percent alcohol] and passed out on the couch. When people have a few beers after skiing, they tend to get drunk quicker than usual. Or maybe they&#8217;re just happier.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mt. Abram<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>All winter long, Mt. Abram hosts full-moon hikes to the summit, where a bonfire awaits starry-eyed expeditioners &#8220;who then ski back down the mountain to shrug off their parkas, drink <strong>Fearless Leaders<\/strong>, and dance to music by <strong>Brand New Mixture<\/strong> in the <strong>Loose Boots Lounge<\/strong>,&#8221; Kevin Rosenberg says.<\/p>\n<p>In March, the mountain hosts <strong>Gritty McDuff&#8217;s Whitegrass\/Bluegrass Music Festival<\/strong> (3\/27), &#8220;the only bluegrass festival on snow in the U.S., with local bands <strong>Jerks of Grass<\/strong>, the <strong>Swamp Donkeys<\/strong>, and <strong>Cumberland Crossing<\/strong>.&#8221; On top of that, &#8220;I&#8217;ve seen a lot of knee-slappin&#8217; bluegrass&#8221; at the <strong>Jolly Drayman<\/strong>, which is &#8220;small in size and big in heart.&#8221; Also in March (3\/7), &#8220;we&#8217;ll be hosting the \u2018<strong>Knees in the Breeze Telebration<\/strong>.'&#8221; The New England <strong>Telemark Ski Association<\/strong> visits in style, with instructors and equipment for people to try.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After working up a thirst skiing Mt. Abram&#8217;s three new double-diamond glades, &#8220;I&#8217;d hit <strong>The Suds Pub<\/strong> [at The Sudbury Inn] for Thursday night \u2018<strong>Hoot Night<\/strong>,&#8217; where local musicians get up and play, then end up at the <strong>Funky Red Barn<\/strong> on Bethel&#8217;s Main Street, more of the local scene,&#8221; Rosenberg says. &#8220;Everyone from local firefighters to gubernatorial candidates shows up here-it&#8217;s like a class reunion, cruise ship, and dance party all in one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My friends and I go there after work sometimes just to people-watch,&#8221; MacDougall says. &#8220;I&#8217;d compare it to goin&#8217; out on Fore Street in the Old Port.&#8221; Any specialty drinks?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Two-dollar PBRs and Allen&#8217;s Coffee Brandy,&#8221; Rosenberg laughs. &#8220;That&#8217;s my snap on it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shawnee Peak<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Shawnee Peak&#8217;s <strong>Spring Fling<\/strong> in March (3\/20) is another explosion of riotous energy, steeped by months of cabin fever. The party includes barbeque, live reggae music, and a slush cup-a water-filled, dug-out hole that brave souls try to skim across on their skis. &#8220;It never gets old,&#8221; says Melissa Rock, the mountain&#8217;s marketing director. &#8220;It&#8217;s always fun to watch people land in a pool of cold water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Year-round opportunities for dancing (or a quiet, cozy pint) include <strong>Bray&#8217;s Brew Pub<\/strong> in Naples, which has &#8220;live blues music, a great oatmeal stout, and some of the best pulled pork North of&#8230;the South. I don&#8217;t know where pulled pork originated, but theirs is awesome,&#8221; says Shawnee Peak&#8217;s Josh Harrington. He also likes <strong>Ebenezer&#8217;s<\/strong> in Lovell for the knowledgeable staff, Belgian-style beer, and perfect location-&#8220;they&#8217;re right off a snowmobile trail.&#8221; The morning after, stamp your boots at <strong>The Blizzard pub<\/strong> inside Shawnee&#8217;s base lodge-&#8220;they have some of the best Bloody Marys around,&#8221; says Harrington, who dares the bloodies at Sugarloaf and Sunday River to match up.<\/p>\n<p>Heather Waild, Shawnee Peak&#8217;s operations manager, also likes The Blizzard for apr\u00e8s-ski or apr\u00e8s-work margaritas, but watch where you sit-&#8220;I have a special seat at the bar. When people see me coming, they get out of my chair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lost Valley<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lost Valley is romantic, nostalgic, and a hometown blast. &#8220;It&#8217;s where my friends and I all learned to ski,&#8221; says local Matt Dodge, 22, of the Auburn attraction. &#8220;Since they were the first mountain in Maine to offer night skiing, we could take lessons after school.&#8221; February 26 is Lost Valley&#8217;s &#8220;<strong>Turn \u2018til 12 Night<\/strong>,&#8221; when the lifts run till midnight, according to co-owner Connie King. &#8220;Then there&#8217;s Thursday corporate racing and Bud nights, where the bar is just packed. People [from firms such as Advanced Orthotics, the Lewiston Sun Journal, Chipman Farms, and a motorcycle stunt team by the name of Vertical Outlaws] go out and race and then just party. We also have live bands every Friday night and a beach party on the first Friday in March.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>The City of Auburn Winter Festival<\/strong> runs from January 29 through the first week in February, and we have entertainment in the lounge by [Portland band] <strong>Under the Covers<\/strong>,&#8221; says snow sports director Tad Bettcher.<\/p>\n<p>Lost Valley also hosts visits from &#8220;the <strong>J\u00e4ger <\/strong>girls and the <strong>Volta<\/strong> [\u2018energy&#8217; vodka] girls, where the bar runs an energy drink special [featuring a delicate admixture of Volta and Monster],&#8221; says King.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;ll get you amped up for a visit to Lost Valley&#8217;s twangy neighbor, <strong>Club Texas<\/strong>, an all-ages dance club in Auburn that invigorates &#8220;a mechanical bull once a month, sells Western hats and buckles, and provides the venue and the official to perform \u2018the rite'&#8221; for couples lookin&#8217; to get hitched (you can  even hire a country band like<strong> Dirty McCurdy<\/strong>, <strong>The Honkytonkers<\/strong>, or <strong>Shania &#8220;Twin&#8221; <\/strong>for the reception). Or stop by Gippers Sports Grill, a longtime favorite of Dodge&#8217;s for its reliable apr\u00e8s-ski food and beer and familiar wait staff.<\/p>\n<p>On March 14, the mountain hosts the &#8220;<strong>Lost Valley Snodeo<\/strong>,&#8221; with &#8220;pond skimming, cardboard box races, a chili contest,&#8221; and, of course, the indispensable mechanical bull-an aptly kickin&#8217; finale to a lustrous winter here.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Camden Snow Bowl<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The annual <strong>U.S. Toboggan National Championships<\/strong>, held here from February 5-7 at <strong>Camden Snow Bowl<\/strong>, &#8220;is a big tailgate party, but it&#8217;s also a serious event,&#8221; says ski school director Andrew Dailey. &#8220;Thousands of people crowd in to watch 400 teams compete. We&#8217;re talking fireworks, a chili-chowder challenge, and this year, comedian Bob Marley will be here.&#8221; Is it something about the toboggans inspires onlookers to dress up in costumes here, too? &#8220;I&#8217;ve seen everything from <strong>Thing 1 and Thing 2 <\/strong>to <strong>The Incredibles<\/strong> characters,&#8221; Dailey says.<\/p>\n<p>Although the municipally-owned mountain (which is, by the way, &#8220;the only [ski mountain] in the lower 48 from which you can see the ocean&#8221;) doesn&#8217;t yet offer an apr\u00e8s-ski scene on site (a $6.5 million upgrade promises to address this, with new trails and a restaurant\/bar), &#8220;<strong>Downtown, there&#8217;s Peter Ott&#8217;s<\/strong> [Steakhouse &amp; Tavern], <strong>Gilbert&#8217;s Publick House<\/strong>, <strong>Smokestack Grill<\/strong>, and <strong>Waterfront Restaurant<\/strong>,&#8221; says Dailey.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t say it&#8217;s a rowdy town, but it depends on where you go.&#8221; And perhaps when-&#8220;We&#8217;re big on college breaks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Saddleback Mountain<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The trick about Saddleback is it takes just 15 minutes to get from the mountain to downtown Rangeley,&#8221; says Matt Dodge, &#8220;so I&#8217;d recommend having your first decompressing beer upstairs [at the <strong>Swig \u2018n Smelt Pub<\/strong> in the base lodge].&#8221;  While you&#8217;re there, stay for the music-&#8220;We host a weekend concert series featuring (this winter): <strong>Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys<\/strong> (1\/1, $25), [folksinger] <strong>Jonathan Edwards<\/strong> (2\/13, $30), <strong>The Derailers<\/strong> (3\/27, $20), and <strong>Bob Marley<\/strong> (2\/16, $20),&#8221; we&#8217;re told by a mountain staffer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;After that,&#8221; says Dodge, &#8220;head downtown for the party.&#8221; Specifically fuel up at <strong>The Red Onion<\/strong>, a long-standing pizza joint that makes the brief sojourn from the mountain worthwhile, then to <strong>Sarge&#8217;s Sports Pub<\/strong>, where you can dance to music by <strong>The Snowtones<\/strong>, a band led by ski patrol member Bob Greene, or classic rock covers played by the <strong>Tom Ball Band<\/strong>. Sarge&#8217;s is &#8220;the sports pub,&#8221; according to Dodge&#8217;s father, Rick, another ski patrol member, and, says a Saddleback employee; &#8220;You don&#8217;t leave without seeing something happening.&#8221; &#8220;There&#8217;s a parquet floor like in the Boston Garden,&#8221; says Matt Dodge, and everyone agrees the dance floor fills up fast. &#8220;I remember coming off the mountain after a full day of skiing and going straight to Sarge&#8217;s because my dad had to catch the UMaine hockey game. I was so tired, I fell asleep on the Pac-Man machine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Too bad, because then he missed going to <strong>The Club House<\/strong>, another rite of passage in Rangeley. &#8220;It&#8217;s a half-restaurant, half-bar and pool hall-right off the snowmobile trails, so it&#8217;s absolutely inundated with snowmobilers, who are a pretty rowdy set,&#8221; says Dodge. &#8220;You can barely find a table because they&#8217;re all covered with snowmobile helmets and gear that people have stripped off.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah, the release of the sweaty parka-shuck! But then, sharing the streets with the &#8220;rough and tumble snowmobile crowd,&#8221; as Rick Dodge calls them, is part of Rangeley&#8217;s appeal-down-to-earth, with a dash of two-stroke engine fuel.<\/p>\n<p><a onclick=\"return addthis_sendto()\" onmouseover=\"return addthis_open(this, '', '[URL]', '[TITLE]')\" onmouseout=\"addthis_close()\" href=\"http:\/\/www.addthis.com\/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;pub=portmag\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:0\" src=\"http:\/\/s7.addthis.com\/static\/btn\/lg-share-en.gif\" alt=\"Bookmark and Share\" width=\"125\" height=\"16\" \/><\/a><script src=\"http:\/\/s7.addthis.com\/js\/250\/addthis_widget.js?pub=portmag\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/about\/contact-us\">send us your comments<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WinterGuide 2010 On wild nights, Maine&#8217;s ski resorts are Spring Break on ice. 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