{"id":21278,"date":"2022-05-02T10:26:48","date_gmt":"2022-05-02T14:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/?p=21278"},"modified":"2022-05-02T10:26:48","modified_gmt":"2022-05-02T14:26:48","slug":"so-not-like-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/so-not-like-me\/","title":{"rendered":"So Not Like Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"position: relative; padding-top: max(60%,326px); height: 0; width: 100%;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"position: absolute; border: none; width: 100%; height: 100%; left: 0; right: 0; top: 0; bottom: 0;\" src=\"https:\/\/e.issuu.com\/embed.html?backgroundColor=%23e5e5e5&amp;d=4-27-2022_may22_flipbook_cropped_tpr&amp;hideIssuuLogo=true&amp;pageNumber=38&amp;u=portlandmagazine\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" sandbox=\"allow-top-navigation allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation allow-downloads allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-modals allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>It\u2019s only too late if you don\u2019t start now.<\/h4>\n<p>By Gwen Thompson<\/p>\n<p>Why am I the only person in the wedding party who\u2019s never gone white-water rafting? At my best friend\u2019s wedding, we all lounged around after the rehearsal dinner finish- ing up the leftover wine, exchanging anecdotes that grew more adventurous as the wine declined. I couldn\u2019t chalk it up to be- ing in California. Maine\u2019s even more outdoorsy, and most of us had flown in from elsewhere anyway. Plus I\u2019m a reasonably good swimmer, and I\u2019m not afraid of water, or boats\u2014in fact, I love being out on the water in boats.<\/p>\n<p><em><span class=\"s1\">Read the full story in the digital magazine above.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-21302\" src=\"http:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/so-not-like-me-1024x536.jpg\" alt=\"so-not-like-me\" width=\"1024\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/so-not-like-me-1024x536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/so-not-like-me-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/so-not-like-me-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/so-not-like-me-200x105.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/so-not-like-me-620x324.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/so-not-like-me.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s only too late if you don\u2019t start now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21303,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1202],"class_list":["post-21278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured","tag-may-2022"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21278"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21304,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21278\/revisions\/21304"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}