{"id":24115,"date":"2024-02-27T11:28:53","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T16:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/?p=24115"},"modified":"2024-02-27T15:07:27","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T20:07:27","slug":"everything-i-know-about-portland-i-learned-from-my-dog-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/everything-i-know-about-portland-i-learned-from-my-dog-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Learning from My Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"position: relative; padding-top: max(60%,326px); height: 0; width: 100%;\"><iframe style=\"position: absolute; border: none; width: 100%; height: 100%; left: 0; right: 0; top: 0; bottom: 0;\" src=\"https:\/\/e.issuu.com\/embed.html?backgroundColor=%23f4f4f4&amp;d=portland_magazine_febmar&amp;hideIssuuLogo=true&amp;pageNumber=46&amp;u=portlandmagazine\" sandbox=\"allow-top-navigation allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation allow-downloads allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-modals allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox allow-forms\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p2\">What I learned about humans and rules.<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p3\">Story By Clif Travers<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Let\u2019s go!\u201d Ollie says.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cGo where?\u201d I ask.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cTime to go out!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">He cocks his head in wonder at my stupidity.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">I look at my watch. \u201cIt\u2019s only eight-thirty. We usually go out at nine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cTell that to my bladder.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">Ollie is my dog. He\u2019s a rat terrier mix I rescued about ten years ago. We talk. It\u2019s what happens when you live alone with a dog, especially when said dog can talk back.<\/p>\n<p><em><span class=\"s1\">Read the full story in the digital magazine above.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-24116\" src=\"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/EverythingIKnow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/EverythingIKnow.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/EverythingIKnow-980x513.jpg 980w, https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/EverythingIKnow-480x251.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) 1024px, 100vw\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dog&#8217;s tour through the West End<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24117,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1292],"class_list":["post-24115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured","tag-february-march-2024"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24115"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24149,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24115\/revisions\/24149"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}