{"id":24549,"date":"2024-07-30T12:27:13","date_gmt":"2024-07-30T16:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/?p=24549"},"modified":"2024-07-30T12:30:04","modified_gmt":"2024-07-30T16:30:04","slug":"dark-energy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/dark-energy\/","title":{"rendered":"Dark Energy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"position: relative; padding-top: max(60%,326px); height: 0; width: 100%;\"><iframe style=\"position: absolute; border: none; width: 100%; height: 100%; left: 0; right: 0; top: 0; bottom: 0;\" src=\"https:\/\/e.issuu.com\/embed.html?backgroundColor=%23dadada&amp;d=issuusmaller&amp;hideIssuuLogo=true&amp;pageNumber=120&amp;u=portlandmagazine\" sandbox=\"allow-top-navigation allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation allow-downloads allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-modals allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox allow-forms\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><strong>by Joan Connor<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><strong><em>(for J.S.)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">He tilts against the kitchen doorjamb. \u201cThis isn\u2019t Y2K. We are in the end times.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cExcuse me, Harry Hipster. You\u2019re telling me? I\u2019m in my seventies. My life looks like the floor of Francis Bacon\u2019s studio. Talk about end times!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Read the full story in the digital magazine above.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fiction by Joan Connor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24550,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,112],"tags":[1346],"class_list":["post-24549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured","category-fiction","tag-july-august-2024"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24549"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24582,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24549\/revisions\/24582"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}