{"id":6681,"date":"2012-09-28T10:09:30","date_gmt":"2012-09-28T17:09:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/?p=6681"},"modified":"2012-09-28T10:09:30","modified_gmt":"2012-09-28T17:09:30","slug":"modern-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/modern-family\/","title":{"rendered":"Modern Family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>October 2012<\/p>\n<div title=\"Page 2\">\n<h3>Over the river and through the woods to our children\u2019s and grandchildren\u2019s house we go, as \u201ctrailing parents\u201d\u2026while we reinvent ourselves, join museum boards, and participate in the culture of an exciting new city like Portland.<\/h3>\n<p>By Colin W. Sargent<\/p>\n<p>A\u00a0perfectly innocent husband watches a National Football League game on his tastefully understated 72-inch flat screen. Patriots vs. Jets. Ten points down with two minutes to go, Brady takes the snap, looks down field, and fires an end-zone spiral toward\u2026a pickoff!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/pdf\/Modern%20Family.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">View this story as a .pdf<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/modernfamily.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6682\" title=\"modernfamily\" src=\"http:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/modernfamily.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/modernfamily.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/modernfamily-274x300.jpg 274w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>October 2012<br \/>\nOver the river and through the woods to our children\u2019s and grandchildren\u2019s house we go, as \u201ctrailing parents\u201d\u2026while we reinvent ourselves, join museum boards, and participate in the culture of an exciting new city like Portland.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-featured"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6681"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6809,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6681\/revisions\/6809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.portlandmonthly.com\/portmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}